Thursday, February 14, 2008

Marriage Miracles

(Vinay Polisetti)

Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think at least u would say so..........

Anonymous said...

arey katthi ra mama!! awesum joke buddy keep posting...

Anonymous said...

fantabulous,fabulous,fantastic n i m flabbergasted by the flattering flamboyance of this f***** freak...so continue the gud work buddy..

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Unknown said...

Yaar mast hai......tum ultimate ho......

Anonymous said...

yaar kaha se mari hai
orkut is great