LINES IN IIITA

(Varun Jain 72)
"And damn it...I am again in the midst of this crap ...one more bullshit line".Well the only faithful ties which we all have made after having come to IIIT-A are its trademark lines.Sleek and serpent like, they are omnipresent.Some of these patented line formations are zigzag whereas some are L shaped and on certain highly rare occasions may be straight(as they ought to be)Right after having come to our senses by the din and jostle of our chirkut neighbours we find ourselves in the midst of the line to the toilet.You all know the out of the world experience of smelling the perfume emanating from the faeces of our friends.And if some brave soul does withstand this turmoil then he 'll find himself fighting against all odds to make a vent in the bathroom queue.In case if he by God's grace manages to come out in time then he will have to make his way out through one more bullshit line to have his breakfast.The commando training in this really assidous and dexter art is provided under the able guidance of Shukla bhaiya(our bus driver).And some of our real experts accomplish this rare feat holding breakfast in one hand ,an bag in other.I bet IIIT-ians can provide much better training to our military in troop formations at the front.And this is just the tip of the iceberg.The real test begins at NSC,where right from classes to toilets from library to the mess we do experience lines of all sorts.Our lecture halls are classical examples of last in first out principle.Not only they but also our mess does show the funda that makes all our ICP/DFS logic to fail(the guy who is inserted in between comes out first...gotta do research on it)However the creativity in these line formation vanishes when they culminate with official events(26 th Jan or 15 th August).In those testing times they out of nowwhere metamorphose into a linear structure.However some of our line experts do break this monotonocity of the humdrum of life/line.Lines in short have become an intricate and probably unseparable part of our life as IIIT-ians.Lest assured one day they will be made the mascot of our prestigious institute and probably we 'll get a place in the annals of history for helping in the advancement of these historical lines.Now c'mon guys/gals hurry up else you 'll miss one those lines....:-> :-> :-> :-> :-> :-> :-> :->....